I found a great subject for blog spot today. I'll make a collection of the most stupid FB groups with a lots of members that I've ever found.
17.666 members- When this group have 133.333 members, I'll give 1.333 Kč to one of them
93.691 members - When this group have 300.000 membes, an old Facebook will COME BACK - FB confirmed!!!!
115.724 members - I want an "Unlike" button
A last note: Hey fans, it's time to uncover a reason of a founding this page.The "Unlike" FB button is not a real reason. We actually wanted to know how we can abuse your confidence to get your contact and personal informations from your profiles.
150.706 members - ๑۩۞۩๑ AN ►UNLIKE◄ BUTTON - HERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS!!! ๑۩۞۩๑
165.337 members - DO YOU WANT FACEBOOK SKIN?
202.254 members - Add your profile and get great golden Facebook skin
Interantional version NO! I WILL NOT PAY $3.99/MONTH TO USE FACEBOOKK STARTING JULY 9, 2010! JOIN 1.419.274 members
250.414 members - Add for HAITY citizens help! 1 MEMBER = 1l of CLEAN WATER
And the winner is:
620.319 členů - ๑۩۞۩๑ Who visited your profile ► STALKER CATCHER ◄ ๑۩۞۩๑
My favourite was: "Every member of a group = 10Kč for Haiti". But the group doesn't exist anymore.
Update 2010/10/02:
73.499 members - Check who removed you from his friends
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
2/01/2010
1/27/2010
Pretty Cold
18°C Hawaiians has two blankets at night
15°C Finnish inhabitants turns off heating. Russians grows flowers.
2°C Italian cars can't start.
0°C Destilled water get congeal.
-1°C Breath became visible. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer.
-4°C Your dog tries to creep into your bed.
-8°C Homelesses are in carton at nights.
-10°C French cars can't start.
-12°C Politics begin to mention homelesses
-15°C American cars can't start.
-18°C Finnish inhabitants turns on heating. Hawaiinas are already frozen.
-20°C Breath became hearable.
-21°C If you would be successful with try to get dog out, he will get freeze.
-22°C Homelesses has two cartons in one.
-24°C German cars can't start.
-27°C Your dog tries to creep under your pyjamas.
-29°C Swedish cars can't start.
-32°C Homelesses are frozen. They are gathering out of city in their cartons.
-33°C Any car can't start. Even Russian.
-38°C Russian button up their shirts.
-43°C Russian cars can't start even with vodka.
-50°C Your car tries to creep into your bed.
-60°C Finnish inhabitants froze. Seals move southwards from Greenland.
-70°C The Hell froze. Kuznetsk university [Russia] holds cross-country race to warm up.
-75°C Santa Claus leave the Arctic circle.
-120°C Alkohol froze. Russians are mad.
-268°C Helium became liquid.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Fundamental particles has stopped. Frozen-vodka zuzling Russian admits it is pretty cold.
15°C Finnish inhabitants turns off heating. Russians grows flowers.
2°C Italian cars can't start.
0°C Destilled water get congeal.
-1°C Breath became visible. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer.
-4°C Your dog tries to creep into your bed.
-8°C Homelesses are in carton at nights.
-10°C French cars can't start.
-12°C Politics begin to mention homelesses
-15°C American cars can't start.
-18°C Finnish inhabitants turns on heating. Hawaiinas are already frozen.
-20°C Breath became hearable.
-21°C If you would be successful with try to get dog out, he will get freeze.
-22°C Homelesses has two cartons in one.
-24°C German cars can't start.
-27°C Your dog tries to creep under your pyjamas.
-29°C Swedish cars can't start.
-32°C Homelesses are frozen. They are gathering out of city in their cartons.
-33°C Any car can't start. Even Russian.
-38°C Russian button up their shirts.
-43°C Russian cars can't start even with vodka.
-50°C Your car tries to creep into your bed.
-60°C Finnish inhabitants froze. Seals move southwards from Greenland.
-70°C The Hell froze. Kuznetsk university [Russia] holds cross-country race to warm up.
-75°C Santa Claus leave the Arctic circle.
-120°C Alkohol froze. Russians are mad.
-268°C Helium became liquid.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Fundamental particles has stopped. Frozen-vodka zuzling Russian admits it is pretty cold.
12/10/2009
Today's religious joke
Four men come in the Heaven. St. Peter asks the first one: "Faith?"
"Methodist."
St. Peter: "Ok, room no. 42. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Hinduism."
"Ok, room no. 15. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Voodoo."
"Ok, room no. 107. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Judaism."
"Ok, room no. 12. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
Jude says: "I see the separeate accomodation. But why to beware about room no. 8?"
St. Peter says with the lower tone: "This is the catholic room. They think they are alone here."
"Methodist."
St. Peter: "Ok, room no. 42. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Hinduism."
"Ok, room no. 15. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Voodoo."
"Ok, room no. 107. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Judaism."
"Ok, room no. 12. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
Jude says: "I see the separeate accomodation. But why to beware about room no. 8?"
St. Peter says with the lower tone: "This is the catholic room. They think they are alone here."
11/15/2009
5/21/2009
Jokes and something about new Sherlock Holmes
A grand celebration with banket. About forty novices get symbolical wedding with Jesus Chirst. A lot of relatives, friends and so on are here.
But at the banquet appeared three strange men with black hats, gaberdines, side curls and eat a lot of meal, cakes and desserts.
At the and of the banquet the most courious fellows ask:
"Forgive us, are you friends or relatives of any Jesus Christ bride?"
Three men are willing to explain:
"We are relatives - but the bridegroom party."
I think a lot of people want Holmes and Watson as old men or dodos maybe. Not do I.
Conversatives on the Nyx forum compare Guy's Holmes to Vinnetou played by Ice-T. I'm not against it. On the contrary I think it's high time to make cover of Vinnetou.
But at the banquet appeared three strange men with black hats, gaberdines, side curls and eat a lot of meal, cakes and desserts.
At the and of the banquet the most courious fellows ask:
"Forgive us, are you friends or relatives of any Jesus Christ bride?"
Three men are willing to explain:
"We are relatives - but the bridegroom party."
I think a lot of people want Holmes and Watson as old men or dodos maybe. Not do I.
Conversatives on the Nyx forum compare Guy's Holmes to Vinnetou played by Ice-T. I'm not against it. On the contrary I think it's high time to make cover of Vinnetou.
8/22/2008
Get some serious news
I found this picture on any not Czech webpage:
This makes me laugh because Hospodářské noviny is most reliable Czech newspaper and there is Jan Kaplický on the photo. Kaplický is Czech née architect living in London. He won the selection procedure for the new building of Czech nation library.
This makes me laugh because Hospodářské noviny is most reliable Czech newspaper and there is Jan Kaplický on the photo. Kaplický is Czech née architect living in London. He won the selection procedure for the new building of Czech nation library.
5/27/2008
A little Christian spot
This weekend was in a spirit of christianity.I spent this weekend with a bunch of my Christian friends wich I had met for the first time in a Christian action in 2003. We all of us had been in a organisation team there and since then we call our bunch as "Flag-bearers". Since the action we meet together regullary two times in a year.
At this last meeting we all have concluded: [citation] "although it is not expectable, we Christians are as duffers as all the other people".
Furthermore I have learnt what's the difference between a lady and a diplomat:
When a diplomat says yes - he thinks maybe. When he says maybe - he thinks no. When he says no - he is not a diplomat.
When a lady says no - she thinks maybe. When she says maybe - she thinks yes. When she says yes - she is not a lady.
Because this is a little christian spot, here goes a christian joke:
4/30/2008
Which Bible Character are you?
The test
You're probably named Mary. Or John, if you're a guy. In any case, no one really remembers you.
326 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 3122 times.
11% of people had this result.
PS: other results:
Angel Gabriel
God
Jesus
John the Babtist
Judas
Mary Magdalene
Satan
The Virgin Mary
You're probably named Mary. Or John, if you're a guy. In any case, no one really remembers you.
326 other people got this result!
This quiz has been taken 3122 times.
11% of people had this result.
PS: other results:
Angel Gabriel
God
Jesus
John the Babtist
Judas
Mary Magdalene
Satan
The Virgin Mary
2/20/2008
1/28/2008
IS funnies
The comics "The twins [Ema a Irma] discover the university life". Cool.a) I would like to know which university does Ema study,
b) the autor probably doesn't know the IT Crowd. If he knew, he wouldn't call the second girl Irma.
1/25/2008
Jokes about Finns
What's the difference between the introvert Finn and the extroversive one?
When the introvert one talks you, he looks at his toe caps. The extroversive Finn looks at the yours.
Have you heard about the great misery on the Inari lake? In the winter Aku and Jari went fishing. Aku had a bottle of vodka and suddanly he got an appetite for it. He asked Jari: "Would you like a vodka?" But Jari didn't heard Aku because he had the cap over his ears so Aku drank the whole bottle of vodka on his own.
That such great misery happened to Jari on the Inari lake!
When the introvert one talks you, he looks at his toe caps. The extroversive Finn looks at the yours.
Have you heard about the great misery on the Inari lake? In the winter Aku and Jari went fishing. Aku had a bottle of vodka and suddanly he got an appetite for it. He asked Jari: "Would you like a vodka?" But Jari didn't heard Aku because he had the cap over his ears so Aku drank the whole bottle of vodka on his own.
That such great misery happened to Jari on the Inari lake!
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