2/05/2010

Money and an art of thinking

1) Money is the only one motivation factor that works. Not for everyone of course, but generally it fits. A lot of people think we should do some things for the public interest. Yes we should, but it does not work.
If we want people to behave properly - according public interest [no matter the fact that the same thing is in their interest], we have set it so that it was financially profitable for them.
Everyone who closes his eyes before this truth  is unhappy because it can never reach his.
That is much more useful to accept it.

2) The art of thinking makes me an expert of everything. That is so simple to behave as I usualy do and to pick an other people ideas and do do not thinking that these ideas are right, to do not try to change a point of view.
The art of thinking is not the same thing as is to be smart or to have knowledge. For these we have books and the internet. For art of thinking we need a horse sense and we must not to be lazy to use it.
Many people does not know the art of thinking, but it doesn't matter. Accept it and use it as your advantage.

2/02/2010

Non catholic/Atheist

My wish is to media finally realise that not be a catholic is not the same as be an atheist.
My wish is to media stop saying that all people in Czech Republic are atheist because that is not true. The true is that a lot of Czech citizens are not registered in any church of religion.

An atheist is the one who reject of belief in the existence of deities.
Anyone who is not registered in church is not an atheist.
Anyone who checked "churcheless" in population census is not an atheist.

My wish is to media stop simplifying and giving misleading informations. Because these misleading informations are expanded and used again and again and then become true.

2/01/2010

The most stupid FB groups

I found a great subject for blog spot today. I'll make a collection of the most stupid FB groups with a lots of members that I've ever found.

17.666 members- When this group have 133.333 members, I'll give 1.333 Kč to one of them

93.691 members - When this group have 300.000 membes, an old Facebook will COME BACK - FB confirmed!!!!

115.724 members - I want an "Unlike" button
A last note: Hey fans, it's time to uncover a reason of a founding this page.The "Unlike" FB button is not a real reason. We actually wanted to know how we can abuse your confidence to get your contact and personal informations from your profiles.

150.706 members - ๑۩۞۩๑ AN ►UNLIKE◄ BUTTON - HERE ARE INSTRUCTIONS!!! ๑۩۞۩๑

165.337 members - DO YOU WANT FACEBOOK SKIN?

202.254 members - Add your profile and get great golden Facebook skin

Interantional version NO! I WILL NOT PAY $3.99/MONTH TO USE FACEBOOKK STARTING JULY 9, 2010! JOIN 1.419.274 members

250.414 members - Add for HAITY citizens help! 1 MEMBER = 1l of CLEAN WATER

And the winner is:

620.319 členů - ๑۩۞۩๑ Who visited your profile ► STALKER CATCHER ◄ ๑۩۞۩๑

My favourite was: "Every member of a group = 10Kč for Haiti". But the group doesn't exist anymore.


Update 2010/10/02:
73.499 members - Check who removed you from his friends

1/27/2010

Pretty Cold

18°C Hawaiians has two blankets at night
15°C Finnish inhabitants turns off heating. Russians grows flowers.
2°C Italian cars can't start.
0°C Destilled water get congeal.
-1°C Breath became visible. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer.
-4°C Your dog tries to creep into your bed.
-8°C Homelesses are in carton at nights.
-10°C French cars can't start.
-12°C Politics begin to mention homelesses
-15°C American cars can't start.
-18°C Finnish inhabitants turns on heating. Hawaiinas are already frozen.
-20°C Breath became hearable.
-21°C If you would be successful with try to get dog out, he will get freeze.
-22°C Homelesses has two cartons in one.
-24°C German cars can't start.
-27°C Your dog tries to creep under your pyjamas.
-29°C Swedish cars can't start.
-32°C Homelesses are frozen. They are gathering out of city in their cartons.
-33°C Any car can't start. Even Russian.
-38°C Russian button up their shirts.
-43°C Russian cars can't start even with vodka.
-50°C Your car tries to creep into your bed.
-60°C Finnish inhabitants froze. Seals move southwards from Greenland.
-70°C The Hell froze. Kuznetsk university [Russia] holds cross-country race to warm up.
-75°C Santa Claus leave the Arctic circle.
-120°C Alkohol froze. Russians are mad.
-268°C Helium became liquid.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Fundamental particles has stopped. Frozen-vodka zuzling Russian admits it is pretty cold.

12/10/2009

Today's religious joke

Four men come in the Heaven. St. Peter asks the first one: "Faith?"
"Methodist."
St. Peter: "Ok, room no. 42. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Hinduism."
"Ok, room no. 15. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Voodoo."
"Ok, room no. 107. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
"Next! Faith?"
"Judaism."
"Ok, room no. 12. Beware, you have to be quiet when you will go around a room no. 8"
Jude says: "I see the separeate accomodation. But why to beware about room no. 8?"
St. Peter says with the lower tone: "This is the catholic room. They think they are alone here."

12/06/2009

An Advent calendar 09'

Because we didn't get traditional chocolate Advent calendar this year, we have to get ourrself an alternative one. However these cubes are empty so we can use them as abacus.


The proof [deatail with nubers] that this is true Advent calendar:

7/28/2009

Shame on me

1) I realized today that I've never listened the whole Bedřich Smetana's Má vlast.

2) There was a violinist in a church last Sunday who was playing the Symphony No. 9 [also known as New World Symphony] composed by another Czech famous composer Antonín Dvořák. My mother had to tell me the fact that is Symphony No. 9. because I didn't know what the music is. I think it's a shame.

So...let's start by symphonic poem Vltava [also known as Die Moldau] what described the course of Czech river Vltava.


5/21/2009

Jokes and something about new Sherlock Holmes

A grand celebration with banket. About forty novices get symbolical wedding with Jesus Chirst. A lot of relatives, friends and so on are here.
But at the banquet appeared three strange men with black hats, gaberdines, side curls and eat a lot of meal, cakes and desserts.
At the and of the banquet the most courious fellows ask:
"Forgive us, are you friends or relatives of any Jesus Christ bride?"
Three men are willing to explain:
"We are relatives - but the bridegroom party."



I think a lot of people want Holmes and Watson as old men or dodos maybe. Not do I.
Conversatives on the Nyx forum compare Guy's Holmes to Vinnetou played by Ice-T. I'm not against it. On the contrary I think it's high time to make cover of Vinnetou.