If you have some EMO friends, you probably need the online "vypatlátor" [from Czech "vypatlaný" - like soft-brained or stupid].
The Vypatlátor translate your sentence to EMO language.
The Vypatlátor can:
1) to change caps randomly
2) to add the EMO emoticons [:***]
3) to add the EMO sentences on the end of your sentence [Emo Iz BeSt!!!!!]
4) to change letters of the alphabet and words